Gutter Sluts 2.0

Stripper

Paul M posted a link about Wii Bowling at a retirement center.

John Walkenbach - That man has energy to spare.

Paul M - Oh please! You turkey.

Paul M - He strikes again.

John Walkenbach - This isn't a pun thread, you pin head.

Paul M - It wasn't supposed to be a pun thread. This time, pal, you've crossed the line.

John Walkenbach - OK, I'll just split. You're own your own.

Paul M - I mean, I post this heartwarming story about my father, and J-Walk--alley wants to do is post stupid puns!

John Walkenbach - Sorry man. My mind's in the gutter most of the time, and this is a good example. Now am I off the hook?

Paul M - Well, if that's the way you want to frame it.

John Walkenbach - I'll settle down. I'm used to life in the fast lane.

Paul M - Ok, 10-4. Split.

John Walkenbach - You're good. Really good. I'm not even in the same league as you!

John Walkenbach - Yessir... when it come to puns, you are the kingpin.

Paul M - Always putting your spin on things, huh. To change the topic though, what should we bring tomorrow, a six pack or a kegler?

John Walkenbach - I think a six pack will fit better in the box I'm bringing.

Paul M - Oops, I meant Saturday. Didn't mean to throw that curve.

John Walkenbach - I think I might have to bow out of this one. Truth is, I'm not much of a bowler. That's not how I roll.

Paul M - Oh, come on. You always have one more in the pocket.

John Walkenbach - I really don't. You threw me for a looper. Your contributions have been perfect. Game over?

Paul M - Sure. Let's blow out the candle on this one. I'm going to go have a chicken wing now.

John Walkenbach - Again, I commend you. Good thing we're not keeping score.

Paul M - Thank you. Oh, by the way, make sure you use sun protection on Saturday. I've got a handicap you could borrow.

John Walkenbach - Thanks, but I have some sunscreen with no PBA

combined team from Gutter Sluts and Glory Bowl